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Is Australia's Prime Minister (John Howard) really a space alien? #1 John Howard's eyebrows are really advanced alien life forms/communicators to give him advice and travel with him wherever he goes. Rebuttal #1: There is absolutely no evidence that our beloved John Howard is recieving advice of *any* sort. Besides, if he really is an alien/being controlled by an alien force, surely he would display more than an ounce of common sense? Updated 10/9/99 | |||||||||||||||||
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